The Drunken Amigos

New Year Resolutions?

So, it is the beginning of a new year and I hope that everyone here had a good time and a safe holiday.

So on new years eve, I had to drop by a friends birthday party and it was the typical BYOB (Bring your own booze) and since i have no money, i had to hunt around the house and find some cheap shit that no one would notice missing.

So what I found was 2 mickie's of some dark rum and a big bottle of sambuca or something that tastes very similar to it.

by the end of the night, i polished off both mickie's and drank all of that sambuca shit.
and let me tell you.. dont' ever drink too much sambuca.. cuz the effects oh man its just nasty, hard to drink and makes u want to gag.
by teh end of the night, i was pretty toast and very very tired.
tried to force myself to puke but nothing came out.

so around.. 4:30am.. the friends that i was with were hungry.. and i was teh only one that was intoxicated out of my mind.

so we wentt o some 24hr pho restaurant.
and let me tell you.. any pho restuarant that is open for 24 hours is
1. going to taste like ass
2. going to smell like ass
3. going to possibly get your ass kicked

anyways.. that night, #1 and 2 were true..
that place just stunk, the pho stunk, the air was rotting or something
and i was passed out lying down on the table.
byt teh time teh food i ordered came, i tried one spoon of the soup and it was gross.. i just couldn't eat it and it stunk so bad
and if anything. it acted as a catalyst of my own drunken sickness

everyone finished, i go outside and run into the parkade and start puking.
it was great
my puke was this weird red stuff that i have no idea where it came from since i didn't really eat anthing that day

but i just realized why it was so red
no its not blood
but its ketchup chips

honestly, you guys have to try this
have to eat a bag of that old dutch ketchup chips and not only will your puke be red but also your shit.

how was your guys' new years?

posted by Sheki @ 3:48 AM