The Drunken Amigos

So a couple days ago, it felt like i had a baseball stuck up in my duodenum. I know it was baseball-sized because i know how big baseballs are...about the size of a baseball. Yesterday during lunch, i felt my GI tract trying to move that sucker through. I almost screamed, it's probably what passing a kidney stone feels like, or a homersexual sucking a golf ball through a garden hose. Anyways, the pain passed after a moment. I assume the ball moved its way to my large intestines. I finally crapped it out last night, it must've been at least 2 feet long. Talk about your homerun!

posted by Little Thingies @ 4:55 PM